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VIDEO: OPEN ON FLO SITTING ON THRONES MADE OUT OF DISCOUNT BOXES. SHE IS DRINKING OUT OF A CHALICE. JAMIE STANDS NEARBY WEARING A SUIT OF ARMOR MADE FROM POLICY BOXES. THE WHOLE CONVERSATION IS SPOKEN IN BROKEN OLD ENGLISH – OR THEIR BEST ATTEMPT AT OLD ENGLISH.
JAMIE: (OLD ENGLISH ACCENT) I doth declare that thou have brought overmany discounts to thine customers!
FLO: (OLD ENGLISH ACCENT) Safe driver, multi-car, paid in full - a most fulsome bounty indeed, Lord Jamie.
JAMIE: (OLD ENGLISH ACCENT) Thou cometh and we thy saveth!
VIDEO: KEN WALKS IN.
KEN: What are you doing?
JAMIE: (REGULAR VOICE) We doth offer so many discounts, we have some to spare.
KEN: Oh, you have any of those homeowners discounts?
VIDEO: JAMIE LOOKS DOWN AT HIS ARMOR LOOKING GUILTY. IT'S CLEAR HE MADE HIS ARMOR FROM THE BOXES IN QUESTION. KEN TAKES HIS SHIELD.
KEN: Here we go.
JAMIE: I cannot protect you.
FLO: I'll be fine.
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