Three cool new insurance songs from Ed Helms

ED:

Progressive presents Driver's Ed with Ed Helms

EMPLOYEE:

Congratulations Miss Ruiz, you passed. Please drive carefully.

SUE:

I will.

SUE:

Why is there a boy band thing happening?

ED:

Don't overthink it.

ED:

Girl, you passed your driver's test

You demonstrated you could parallel park it

The way you navigated those cones — they were so impressed

Say, "Goodbye," to that learner's permit

If I were your passenger,

I'd sing this line

Which you will find will reoccur

Girl, you drive me safely!

Those hours practicing with mom weren't in vain

Girl, you drive me safely!

You're conscientious when you're changing those lanes

You drive me safely!

Girl, you drive me safely!

Kick it into gear, girl

Don't hit that deer, girl

Drive safe and lower insurance rates may appear, girl

What the heck is Ed Helms doing in a boy band, girl?

It's to help you understand, girl

Strange but true:

I never knew

That every five to eight seconds you should check the rearview

Girl, you drive me safely!

You're conscientious when you're changing those lanes

Don't matter if we're going near or far:

Just be the super-duper cautious driver I know that you are

You drive me safely!

Girl, you drive me safely!

SUE:

Wow. That was…something.

ED:

I know, right?

SUE:

I can still see you.

ED:

No, you can't!

Ed:

Progressive presents Driver's Ed with Ed Helms

TERELL:

We've got a deal. Here's your keys...here's your title…you do have insurance right?

WES:

Insurance? I, uh, I only saved enough to get the car. Do I need insurance?

ED:

Great question.

ED:

You've got your license, you're finally free

You're the man or whatever you want your pronouns to be

Drivin' around in your brand new whip

But you didn't see that tree, oh shii…

You need insurance! No matter how good a driver you think you are!

You need insurance! Yes, you're gonna be glad you've got protection for your car!

So a bit of advice my dude, a little wisdom from me to you:

Do you need insurance? In-sure you do.

It may not sound that "cool" right now, but trust me, you won't mock it

When you're saved from paying six or seven Gs outta pocket!

You need insurance! And I do mean "need," it has got to be acquired!

You need insurance! Because I'm telling you, it's legally required!

Coulda told you all that up front, but then I'd never have sung to you,

Do you need insurance? In-sure you do.

In-suuuure you do…

In-suuuure you do…

In-suuuure you do…

WES:

Hey, you need a ride?

ED:

Yeah. Going to Cleveland.

WES:

Uh, Cle-Cleveland? Alright.

ED:

Thanks!

Wes:

Yeah.

WES:

Bye!

ED:

Ah, [BEEPS]

WES:

You got it?

ED:

Yeah…

WES:

You sure?

ED:

Ahhh, sorry. There we go.

WES:

Okay…I gotta…

ED:

Progressive presents Driver's Ed with Ed Helms

DAD:

Car keys.

PETE:

Oh, thanks.

MOM:

We're headed to bed.

PETE:

You know if I get this job, I'm gonna get my own place...and my own car.

DAD:

And car insurance....

PETE:

Right. Forgot about that.

PETE:

Goodnight.

DAD:

Night bud.

ED:

When you were a boy, Mama kissed you good night.

She covered you up in your blanket so tight.

But if you do well at that job interview,

Maybe your mama can finally stop covering you.

Now that little boy is fully grown

Ready for coverage of his own.

You'll make your dad proud when you have your own place

And he doesn’t have to see quite so much of your face.

See, you're covered for auto as long as there's proof

You still make your home under your mom and dad's roof.

But the day you live under a roof of your own

Is the day you pay your first premium alone.

When you were a wee one, your mom and your dad

Both vowed to protect you from anything bad.

But no more protection; it's time to take flight…

For a brand-new life…

In a brand-new place…

With a brand-new job…

And a brand-new auto insurance policy covering collision, liability, personal injury protection and underinsured motorist coverage.